CNews 30November07
Many PB commenters (okay, a couple) don't seem to have ejumacated themselves in the rich history of Warchillian fabrications (leading them to constantly insist other commenters provide "evidence"), and so, we present for their confoundment (and your entertainment) "A Lying Liar and the Lies He Lies"—a collection of articles covering many of the more obvious lies, frauds, cons, and prevarications Ward Churchill has committed. (and yes, we're aware we "plagiarized" the title of Al Franken's book. Grow up.)

OT: The Perfesser's favorite religion demands teacher's tenure be, um, revoked
Excerpt:
Thousands of people wielding clubs and knives marched through Khartoum after Friday prayers denouncing what they termed the lenient sentencing of a British teacher for insulting Islam and calling for her to be shot.
Sheikh Abdul Jalil Karuri, a leading cleric, whipped up a crowd attending the city's Martyr's Mosque by telling them Gillian Gibbons had deliberately named her class's teddy bear Mohammed "with the intention of insulting Islam."
Later the protestors joined other worshippers to congregate in Martyrs Square, in the centre of the capital, where they chanted "Shame, shame on the UK".
"Those who insult the Prophet of Islam should be punished with bullets," the crowd shouted after Gibbons, 54, was jailed for 15 days on charges stemming from naming a teddy bear Mohammed.
CNews 29November07
The UC-Davis student newspaper reports on the lively Q&A at Professor Ward Churchill's Zionism-Naziism speech there Tuesday.
Excerpt:
As Churchill concluded his lecture, approximately 10 audience members stood in a line to ask a question. Though Churchill said questions "should be limited to 3.5 seconds," most audience members ignored his request.
"As a proven academic fraud and imposter, what basis can you claim in coming to a public university, which is funded by the government, which from your speeches and writing you so clearly despise?" asked Pete Markevich, a junior political science major.
Markevich was referring to Churchill's dismissal by the CU Regents, who had conducted an investigation into claims that Churchill had falsified and fabricated research, lied about his American Indian heritage and plagiarized other authors. Churchill is currently suing CU, claiming he was fired in retaliation for an essay in which he wrote that the "little Eichmanns" in the World Trade Center - an allusion to convicted Nazi war criminal Adolf Eichmann - deserved to die.
Markevich attempted to explain his question further, but Churchill told him to "shut up."
"My answer is, far more than you," Churchill said. "By the way, you want to look at the famous university report? The university has completely withdrawn that from scholarly scrutiny. There is no case other than the 'little Eichmanns' thing."
"completely withdrawn." You gotta love it.
CNews 28November07
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CNews 27November07
Good article in today's California Aggie on Professor Ward Churchill's upcoming lout-shout this evening at UC-Davis.
Excerpt:
"Ward Churchill's views on the 9/11 attacks have been grossly misrepresented by the mass media," [event organizer Amir] Ali said.The title of tonight's lout-shout (sponsored by the Students for Peace & Justice and co-sponsored by Students for Justice in Palestine, the Muslim Student Association and MEChA (Movimiento Estudiantil Chicana/o de Aztlan)) is, of course, "Zionism, Manifest Destiny, and Nazi Lebensraumpolitik: Three Variations on a Common Theme." Yup. Nothing wrong here.
Update: Drunka has more.
CNews 26November07
As we've mentioned previously (or at least seem to recall mentioning), The Perfesser will be in San Francisco this evening to preach to the converted on the evils of pretty much everyone who isn't present at the time (so be there, or lose your place in the hegemonic imperialism hierarchy!)
...and don't forget: tomorrow night, Warchill gives the Zionists what-for at UC-Davis.
Update: Looks like the Davis College Republicans plan to protest the event.

Dunno how we missed this, but here's a report on
In advocating the complete return of First Nations land, Churchill argued that First Nations should be given complete sovereignty over their land. While Churchill said that every indigenous group would have the ability to decide how to deal with ‘settlers’, he felt that most would deal with non-Natives in a way similar to current governments.
“There is no reason in the world why a non-indigenous…could not be nationalised as a citizen within a sovereign indigenous government—that’s the prerogative of any government…There’s no reason why, short of that, you [settlers] couldn’t be landed immigrants or have some kind of green card status. The only real change we’re talking about here in all probability is that the jurisdiction changes and you’re living under Native law…what’s so shocking about that?”
Nothing, we guess. But we've been reading Warchill's stuff for a long time now, and nothing much shocks us anymore. Later:
“The lesson plans for Native kids in the school system are no different than the lesson plans for everyone else, so they’re being trained to see themselves through the lens of a society that has despised Native people so much that they wanted to utterly eradicate it—tells you something about what they’ll be walking out with in terms of self-esteem and self-concept. That’s the genocidal process.”Here's an idle question: What human activity, exactly, isn't the genocidal process?
CNews 24November07
Elisa Facio, newly-minted director of CU's Center for the Study of Ethnicity and Race in America (CSERA), takes time out from her busy indoctrination schedule to officially confirm two long-held suspicions of ours: That ethnic studies is populated with socialist ideologues whose paranoid fear of the strawman "neo-conservatism" is self-fulfilling, and that Humpty Dumpty wasn't unique in his insistence that words mean just what he chooses them to mean, neither more nor less. (emphasis added):
"Given the neo-conservative environment and political agendas of academia across the nation, research units such as CSERA, which advocate critical studies in the interdisciplinary nature of race, class, gender and sexualities, are being contested more than ever. Furthermore, the series of events calumniating with the firing of our colleague, Professor Ward Churchill, have resulted in the interrogation of the discipline’s academic legitimacy."Facio may want to avail herself of the ESL classes offered by CU, which, not being in the pervue of the Ethnic Studies department, may actually offer useful instruction, such as the fact that entities like CSERA cannot be contested, but the actions and/or opinions espoused in CSERA's name can; that phrases like "interdisciplinary nature" are semantically null; that "legitimacy" cannot be "interrogated"; and that even in the highly unlikely event that her substitution of "calumniating" for "culminating" was a conscious choice, it was neither particularly witty nor disingenuously wise. Leave malapropism to the experts, Facio; just stick to "teaching" Marxist tautology to gullible future fry-cooks.

Meanwhile, Drunkathing observes the welcome absence of Warchillian quotes in a report on the "rolling panel discussion" on “United States: A Possible Revolution” at the third Venezuela International Book Fair in Caracas last week, in which The Perfesser participated. Other luminaries attending included former New Jersey poemist lariat (spelling generously provided by the Professor Peter N. Kirstein Memorial Foundation for the Grammatically-Challenged) Amiri Baraka aka LeRoi Jones, who back in 1965 noted that
"Most American white men are trained to be fags. For this reason it is no wonder their faces are weak and blank. … The average ofay [white person] thinks of the black man as potentially raping every white lady in sight. Which is true, in the sense that the black man should want to rob the white man of everything he has. But for most whites the guilt of the robbery is the guilt of rape. That is, they know in their deepest hearts that they should be robbed, and the white woman understands that only in the rape sequence is she likely to get cleanly, viciously popped." [quote taken from Wikipedia's entry on Baraka](note that this was written, proof-read, and published long before the advent of the Internet, the immediacy of which can (if one is, unlike us, of a generous nature) excuse the grammatical epilepsy of a Kirstein or the Tourette-powered hero-worship of a Whitmer)
BTW, more recently, Baraka's anti-semitic conspiracy-theory-slash-poem about the 9-11 attacks caused New Jersey legislators to abolish the state's Poet Laureate position altogether. Naturalment, Baraka is a professor emeritus of SUNY-Stony Brook.
CNews 23November07
From our Reductio Ad Absurdum department, I'm My Own Grandpa division: Perennial source Drunkablog takes a look at the Seattle Public School system's idiotic "suggestions" for Thanksgiving celebration (they're agin' it). More importantly, PB & D-a-B commenter Noj points out that the source Seattle uses to justify their suggestions is none other than Phil Lane, Jr., for whom

Wildly OT: Finally, a moonbat with a [damned] good idea
...and We're Back! (CNews 22November07)
...note to self: Never repeat the past five days. Never.
Ever.
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As Drunkameister notes, The Perfesser will be at AK Press in Oakland, Caulifornya tomorrow to Speak Blah in the Blah of Blah

Drunka also accomplishes the nigh impossible when he successfully lampoons the already unintentionally self-parodizing Peter "cherrio, pep! pep!" Kirstein. An idle thought: With fans like scale-model marxist Tom Mayer and Peter "Spelling dictionary? Phah!" Kirstein, has Ward Churchill become the Bette Midler of radical politics?

We missed this back in June, but Professor Ward Churchill published his hopes for the future in Left Turn ("notes from the global intifada")
Excerpt:
Where does all this lead? One answer is to genuine and complete rather than partial or figurative decolonization on a planetary basis. Another, is to a redefinition of the relations between peoples in terms of the mutual acknowledgement [sic] of fundamental rights—hence, mutual respect—a matter establishing self-determination and free association as the cardinal principles upon which the affairs of nations are conducted. Perhaps self-evidently, such principles preclude the exercise of the kind of centralized, arbitrary, and inherently coercive authority which constitutes the very essence of statist organization. This, in turn, would serve to delegitimate in its entirety the 17th century Westphalian system of international relations, wherein states are the only entities deemed to be legitimate for purposes of deciding questions of world order.The upshot would be a multiplicity of sociopolitical environments, wherein decision-making processes are inherently geared to what Kirkpatrick Sale once and aptly described as “human scale.” All but inevitably, this would lead to the contours of the resulting societies conforming closely to bioregional realities, a circumstance that would go far towards shaping the nature of their economies and facilitating a high degree of interactivity among/between societies through the medium of satisfying reciprocal needs.
Still awake?
Update: In our comments section, Noj points out—and this email seems to confirm—that the Left Turn issue in which the above Warchillian ramble appears was guest-edited by none other than his current wife's daughter, Akilah Kinnison née Jenga. Small world, huh.

Drunkabuffy slays the vampires over at theperfesser.net, who appear to have branched out to include defense of Warchillian* ignorance around the globe.
* Contraction of "Ward Churchill" into a handy adjective that does not sully Winston Churchill's name.
CNews 15November07
According to this site [post, entitled "The United States--Is Revolution Possible?" and dated 2007/11, has been removed], looks like Professor Ward Churchill may be an invited speaker at the International Book Festival in Caracas, Venezuela this month. Subject of at least some of the forums: "Is revolution possible in the United States?"
Update V (we know, it's out of order. Sue us.): TDR (@sspats be upon him!) found a Google cache of the elusive blog post.
Excerpt:
Is revolution possible in the US? Yes. Will it happen tomorrow? No. The United States is a large, multi-layered and complicated society. It is also the heart of empire and war in the world. It's possible, but it will entail serious, long-range and encompassing efforts on the part of revolutionaries. Latin America will not—and has not—waited for the US revolutionary process to mature. There are, of course, key links that must be forged between the revolutionary process in the US and that of Latin America....Well, The Perfesser's the guy for that.
Update: "will not waited"?
Update II: As noted above, the post linked-to no longer exists.
Update III: The original post, no longer extant, was worded in such a way as to make it unclear whether Luis J. Rodriguez, the author, was mentioning Churchill as a past participant, or as an invited guest to this year's event.
Update IV: The official government website for the Caracas International Book Fair does not appear to have been updated since 2005. Perhaps everyone's already read Pacifism Como Patología.

...And, according to this site, Ward Churchill will speak on "COINTELPRO Lives: Reflections on Government Repression Then & Now" Monday, November 26th at 7PM at the New College Theater in San Francisco
CNews 14November07
Courtesy of PB reader Leonard Washington, Inside Higher Education surveys even more studies that "suggest" a leftist tilt to academia.
Excerpt (and contender for Speediest Implementation of Godwin's Law Ever):
[AAUP president Cary] Nelson said that the reason some scholars focus attention on the political leanings of humanities professors is in fact political. “It’s about the future. It’s about our students. It’s about the kind of country that higher education can help shape. It’s about the desire to establish the 1,000 year Republican reich,” he said. “It’s an effort to create in the public mind the notion that one should properly ask a candidate for a professorship: Are you now or have you ever been a registered Democrat?”...It's amazing that academics spend money on studies to discover leftist leanings among their cohort when they can get utterances like Nelson's for free.

Mildy OT: According to CU's faculty organ Silver & Gold Record, the DLC* who run the even-more-bathetic-than-CU Ethnics Studies department at UCCS (University of Colorado - Colorado Springs) are spending OPM to showcase the "artwork" of Mary Hood.
* Dullards, Louts, and Conpersyns
CNews 13November07
Drunkaruffian finds a Ward Churchill fan who is fighting, um, zealotously against the GDP (yes, that's Gross Domestic Product). How one fights against a statistic is anyone's guess, so we're guessing it involves convincing oneself that one is not contributing to it.

From our Venessa's Fantastically Eidetic Memory department:
Excerpt:
But then I got to remembering when I lived in Boulder, CO, and a professor, Ward Churchill, was fired for a controversial opinion essay he published on what he felt might be the causes of what happened on 9/11. Many within the academic community at the University of Colorado at Boulder stood up for their colleague's right to express his own opinions: but they were only professors and students, and their views apparently didn't hold enough weight with the administration. Churchill, with twenty-plus published books and countless essays under his belt, had always been controversial, but in the oppressive political climate of post-9/11 hysteria, his views were not seen as appropriate or welcome in the academic environment anymore.That's gotta be the very definition of mental agility: Peering through the murky mists of time to misremember an event that was covered extensively in the national press and happened a whole four months ago. And "one man's intellectual and academic freedom was denied him"?! Christ, CU can't even get the fraud off campus, let alone deny him his intellectual and/or academic freedom.
Thus, the much watered-down tale of how one man's intellectual and academic freedom was denied him, and how today more than ever, it is important to continue to fight for these intangible liberties we often take for granted until they are gone.
Venessa, by the way, has "worked in both academic and public libraries," and is "at this point, interested in working at a special library in the near future."
Update: "intangible liberties"?
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Definitely a three-hanky read: Drunkasquish bids a teary farewell to a beloved object of ridicule.

Speaking of academic and intellectual freedom, it only took a Federal magistrate to force former Churchill frau M. Annette Jaimes' place of employment to recognize the right of free speech for campus Republicans (via LGF).
CNews 12November07
We missed this info at the tail end of a story PB reader Leah turned us on to days ago (@sspats be upon her), but better late than never.
Excerpt (bf added):
The university also is wrapped up in a legal battle with the former professor. Churchill filed a complaint claiming the university and university regents violated his First Amendment rights to free speech
The university filed motions in September to dismiss the complaint and Lane, Churchill's attorney, filed a response last week. The university will file reply briefs to his response soon, said Ken McConnellogue, a spokesman for the CU System. There won't be a ruling for about a month, he added.
CNews 10November07
"Ward Churchill's Twelve Excuses for Plagiarism"—Professor Thomas Brown's essay we spoke of back in October (and excerpted)—is now available at Plagiary.com (ht Fred).
CNews 8November07
Courtesy of the Drunkablabber,

...Speaking of Drunkarandomwordhere (and who isn't?), he takes an acerbic look at Campus Press reporter Emily Sturges' crush on The Perfesser.
CNews 6November07
From our Subtle Irony At No Extra Charge department: The nattering nabobs over at wardchurchill.net are claiming an Indian scholar has been denied tenure at UC-Davis for political reasons. We have no brief on Professor Edward Valandra, who may have, in fact, been denied tenure for political reasons (an event unparalleled in academic history, no doubt), but Ward Churchill and/or his Dune Buggy Attack Battalion's support for one's cause is the academic equivalent of Al Gore's endorsement for one's Presidential candidacy.
Update (30March09): The link above no longer works. At first we thought it was simply that wardchurchill.net had changed its directory structure but not bothered to make things easy for the no-doubt thousands of now-broken links to find the appropriate document. And yes, they've done that, but they also seem to have disappeared all posts not directly related to Ward, including the one the above link pointed to.
CNews 5November07
Blast from the past (courtesy CU Ph.D. Anthro): Ward Churchill explains his essay (bf added):
- The piece circulating on the Internet was developed into a book, On the Justice of Roosting Chickens. Most of the book is a detailed chronology of U.S. military interventions since 1776 and U.S. violations of international law since World War II. My point is that we cannot allow the U.S. government, acting in our name, to engage in massive violations of international law and fundamental human rights and not expect to reap the consequences.
- "I am not a defender of the Sept. 11 attacks, but simply pointing out that if U.S. foreign policy results in massive death and destruction abroad, we cannot feign innocence when some of that destruction is returned. I have never said that people "should" engage in armed attacks on the United States , but that such attacks are a natural and unavoidable consequence of unlawful U.S. policy. As Martin Luther King, quoting Robert F. Kennedy, said, "Those who make peaceful change impossible make violent change inevitable."
- This is not to say that I advocate violence; as a U.S. soldier in Vietnam I witnessed and participated in more violence than I ever wish to see. What I am saying is that if we want an end to violence, especially that perpetrated against civilians, we must take the responsibility for halting the slaughter perpetrated by the United States around the world. My feelings are reflected in Dr. King's April 1967 Riverside speech, where, when asked about the wave of urban rebellions in U.S. cities, he said, "I could never again raise my voice against the violence of the oppressed... without having first spoken clearly to the greatest purveyor of violence in the world today—my own government."
- In 1996 Madeleine Albright, then Ambassador to the UN and soon to be U.S. Secretary of State, did not dispute that 500,000 Iraqi children had died as a result of economic sanctions, but stated on national television that "we" had decided it was "worth the cost." I mourn the victims of the Sept. 11 attacks, just as I mourn the deaths of those Iraqi children, the more than 3 million people killed in the war in Indochina, those who died in the U.S. invasions of Grenada, Panama and elsewhere in Central America, the victims of the transatlantic slave trade, and the indigenous peoples still subjected to genocidal policies. If we respond with callous disregard to the deaths of others, we can only expect equal callousness to American deaths.
- Finally, I have never characterized all the Sept. 11 victims as "Nazis." What I said was that the "technocrats of empire" working in the World Trade Center were the equivalent of "little Eichmanns." Adolf Eichmann was not charged with direct killing but with ensuring the smooth running of the infrastructure that enabled the Nazi genocide. Similarly, German industrialists were legitimately targeted by the Allies.
- It is not disputed that the Pentagon was a military target, or that a CIA office was situated in the World Trade Center. Following the logic by which U.S. Defense Department spokespersons have consistently sought to justify target selection in places like Baghdad , this placement of an element of the American "command and control infrastructure" in an ostensibly civilian facility converted the Trade Center itself into a "legitimate" target. Again following U.S. military doctrine, as announced in briefing after briefing, those who did not work for the CIA but were nonetheless killed in the attack amounted to "collateral damage." If the U.S. public is prepared to accept these "standards" when the are routinely applied to other people, they should be not be surprised when the same standards are applied to them.
- It should be emphasized that I applied the "little Eichmanns" characterization only to those described as "technicians." Thus, it was obviously not directed to the children, janitors, food service workers, firemen and random passers-by killed in the 9/11 attack. According to Pentagon logic, were simply part of the collateral damage. Ugly? Yes. Hurtful? Yes. And that's my point. It's no less ugly, painful or dehumanizing a description when applied to Iraqis, Palestinians, or anyone else. If we ourselves do not want to be treated in this fashion, we must refuse to allow others to be similarly devalued and dehumanized in our name.
- The bottom line of my argument is that the best and perhaps only way to prevent 9/11-style attacks on the U.S. is for American citizens to compel their government to comply with the rule of law. The lesson of Nuremberg is that this is not only our right, but our obligation. To the extent we shirk this responsibility, we, like the "Good Germans" of the 1930s and '40s, are complicit in its actions and have no legitimate basis for complaint when we suffer the consequences. This, of course, includes me, personally, as well as my family, no less than anyone else.
- These points are clearly stated and documented in my book, On the Justice of Roosting Chickens, which recently won Honorary Mention for the Gustavus Myer Human Rights Award for best writing on human rights. Some people will, of course, disagree with my analysis, but it presents questions that must be addressed in academic and public debate if we are to find a real solution to the violence that pervades today's world. The gross distortions of what I actually said can only be viewed as an attempt to distract the public from the real issues at hand and to further stifle freedom of speech and academic debate in this country."
As we pointed out nearly three years ago, Churchill did not differentiate between "the children, janitors, food service workers, [et al]" and the "technocrats of empire" in his application of "little Eichmanns." Now, having read many more examples of The Perfesser's critical thimking, we'll allow that he just might have intended to make the differentiation, but lacked the writing skills to do so.
CNews 3November07
PB contributor Zombie discovers what's behind all the world's problems at the San Francisco Anti-War Rally (via LGF)
CNews 2November07
Those fractious doodads over at wardchurchill.net claim The Perfesser's playing to "packed audiences" in Canuckistan (but does not mention what the audience is packed with... perhaps lemony freshness), and point us to the hour-long snoozumentary "When They Came For Ward Churchill" (the link at Free Speech TV didn't work for us)
CNews 1November07
via LGF, University of Delaware: Re-Educating Students For The Public Good

...and via Drunkasmooch,

..and again via Drunkablob, The Perfesser enjoys someone else's free speech
Our favorite quote from The Perfesser, lucid as ever: "The overall economic calculation that would have to be applied in having a rational assessment in the destruction of the land, the forfeiture of rights, and the collaboration, and all the rest of that…the net loss would exceed any kind of profit." He later notes he was there to "add a bit of teeth" to the anti-Olympics movement, but the article fails to disclose whether said movement was previously short of the brown ones.




