CNews 31August08
Video of The Perfesser, last Sunday, exhorting DBAB and other assorted McProtesters. Our favorite parts: No greetings from the elders of his tribe; no mention of that guy who can't seem to get out of that cage (who knows, maybe he did get out); and the dull, endless litany of U.S. evil, with Hirohito's Japan bearing the brunt of our unprovoked imperialist aggression.
If you can find better disingenuity, buy it.
Incidentally, Perfesser, bodyguards? What are they for—To protect you from the hordes of journalists armed with death-dealing microphones and video cameras, or simply to keep the DBAB from tossing your salad yet again?
CNews 25August08
A motley collection of has-beens and never-wases have gathered to pretend to protest... something at the DNC in the mall-hi city this week. Drunka has, of course, the bestest coverage.
| Photo of some ex-professor. Kyped with no regard for intellectual property rights from the DrunkaEnabler |
Again with the server move
Our apologies to our readers who tried logging on to PB last night. For about two hours, the site was down as we replaced the hamsters that keep the Big Wheel of eOpression going with much faster hamsters. Rest assured that our genocide of The Perfesser will proceed, if nothing else, at a much greater pace.
Until the next upgrade, anyway.
CNews 16August08
From our Where Are They Now? department: The Perfesser now doing motivational talks for small, but still adequately ignorant, groups (stealthily stolen from the unsuspecting D-a-B)
CNews 13August08
The Perfesser ("Long-time Author, Activist, and Scholar") is scheduled to appear before his admiring fans at the "End the Occupations March and Rally" weekend next at 9am. Good; it's about time somebody did something about those occupations marches and rallies.




